Get Me DeMarchelier

Yeah, you may have heard Meryl Streep demanding to get him on the phone in “The Devil Wears Prada,” and with good reason. Case in point: Patrick DeMarchelier’s new photos for the Pirelli calendar (typically nothing more than an arty Eurotrash version of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition) are stunning. (via Love Made Visible). And you just know the old boys at Pirelli Tires were all hoping for women lounging around half naked with sand in their hair looking prone and disoriented and Monsieur D. was like, “screw that—I’m doing kimonos and kale!” Très chouette.